一眉道人 "Vampire vs vampire"
每当天狗食月 When heavenly dog eats the moon,
就会邪气荟集，天昏地暗 during an eclipse evil prevails; Darkness reigns supreme
当天狗吐月之际，就是阴盛阳衰之时 when the moon emerges, it's yin apogee
一旦鬼怪被月光照着，就会魔性大发 caught by moon beam, the spirits will wreak havoc
不要，不要进去 don't go in!
不要阻住 Don't be in my way!
别这样，里面很危险的 Don't, it's dangerous inside!
就是因为有危险才要进去 We must get in
不然的话谁知道我们有本领 to show we have guts
师父说要把漏光的地方遮着 master said we must cover up all light
不要让月光照着那些埕 so it won't shin at those jars
假如师父说你没做事 don't blame me
别说我背后讲你坏话 if master scolds you
坏话就无谓背后讲了 don't grass on me,
大不了我给个肩膀你踩 I'll let you stand all over me
月光照着那个埕 The moon is shining at those jars
为什么你抱着那个埕呀？ why are you holding that jar?
如果可以搬那些埕的话 If we could remove them,
我们就不必把那窿遮住 we wouldn't have to cover them
你总是不听师父的话 you never follow your master's advice
难怪师父说你头大没脑 no wonder he says
什么都不会动脑筋 you're brainless
我就会随机应变了 but I'm flexible
好，你这么聪明，你自己搞掂它好了 well, fix it yourself
不想做就不用找借口的 don't try to excuse yourself
用师父那一招 Use that blow taught by master
来 Come on
多拿一张来 Bring one more
来呀 come on
你撒屎还是放屁呀？这么臭 Are you pissing or gassing? It stinks
还不及你的口臭 not so bad as your bad odor
搞掂 Fixed
对不起，又踩着你了 sorry, I'm treading on you again
怪不得这样黑暗 No wonder it's so dark
原来是那盏长明灯熄掉了 so that longevity lamp is burnt out
等等我 wait for me
快点 hurry up
怎么还不亮呀？ why is it still not on?
快点亮嘛 Turn it on quickly
阿豪 Ho
先镇住它 Hold it
那埕让月光照着已经那么劲了 that jar's greatly affected by moonlight
如果它出来了那怎么办？ what if it should come out?
糟了 Blast!
想吓死人吗？ Don't scare me!
快点 Hurry up!
千万别让它出来呀
我的手呀 My hand!
痛死了，痛死了 It's hurt!
先镇住你 Let me hold you first
调转了 it's turned over
猛鬼出笼了，走呀，走呀 The vampire is coming run!
怎么那棺材是空的？ Why is it empty?
快点去找 Search quickly!
别让它跑，包抄它 Don't let it get away! Stop it!
拦住它 Stop it!
知道 I know
还想跑？ Still trying to run?
别跑，别跑 Stop, stop!
捉住它 Get hold of it!
小殭尸，不是这边，是那边呀 Little vampire, not this way, that way
糟啦，来不及了 bad, it's too late!
让我来替它推宫行血 Let me help its blood circulation
按摩才对，小殭尸怎么会有血的 massage it, it has no blood
没事嘛 it's all right
臭小子这么蛊惑，让我打扁你 You're crafty, bastard, let me beat you up
不要出去呀，小殭尸 Don't go out, little vampire
怎么会来了这一招“天外飞仙”呀？ how come this unexpected move?
难怪整晚我的眼眉在跳动 No wonder my eyebrow twitched the whole night
你们俩在上面干什么？ What are you doing up there?
不说话就以为没事了吗？ Silence doesn't mean peace
沉默是金嘛，是你教我们的 silence is gold, you taught us that
师父，我们已经做足一百分了 master, we've already done our best
刚才我们上去的时候，它在晒月光 when we went up, it was moonlighting
如果你不相信的话 if you don't believe it,
你去问问阿方好了 ask fong
我不知道 I don't know
我只是看见阿豪跟他玩在一起 I only saw ho playing with him
不，不，其实最调皮是他 no, no, in fact he's the naughtier one
是不是呀？ is that so?
你们三个所讲的我都相信 I believe in all you said
但是三个都要罚 but you all deserve punishment
这么会拍马屁，一定是打不出手的了 He won't punish an apple polisher
真是父子情深了 they really are close like father and son
是不是很肉麻呀？ isn't that mushy?
不 No
感情丰富嘛 It's sentimental
你讲出我的优点了 that's my strong suit
师父 master
师父，又有机会让你献出爱心了 master, you've a chance to show your sympathy again
什么？ what?
不关我的事，是阿方讲的 Not my fault, fong said it
麻烦大了 it's serious!
怎么会走了这个人进来？ How come he has got in?
师父在吗？ Is master in?
在 Yes
一眉师父，大件事了，外边… one eyebrow priest, it's serious...
一定有事发生 Something must have happened
你们抬起他，顺便拿家伙 lift him up and get your weapons
喂！少根筋！ chi lei-kan
乖乖的坐下来 Be nice and sit down
我剪 Scissors
我包 wrapper
我锤 hammer
输了，走吧 you've lost. Go now
这回自己锤自己了 now I'm hammering myself
看情形这里一定有一棵树成了精 It seems one tree has finished its practice
大家不要走近蕉树 don't get close to the palm trees
是我的弟弟 He's my brother
他有没有得救呀？师父 any hope for him, master?
先带他离开 Take him out of here first
这芭蕉女鬼不引诱她不会现形的 The female palm ghost won't transform without being lured
只有童子才能引诱她出来 only boys could seduce her
除了我之外，你们那一个是童子呀？ which of you is a boy besides me?
首先要把自己替花挂红 First dress up
扮成新郎一样 like a groom
再用红绳做红娘，绑牢龙凤烛 and use a red rope to tie up the candle,
然后把它点着 then light it
将红绳的一边抛入芭蕉林 Throw one side of the red rope into the palm wood
另外的一边带进屋里 the other side into the house
绑在自己的脚趾头 to tie his own toe
记着要绑活结 Remember to make the knot loose
跟着提起精神来假扮睡觉 Then make believe you're sleeping
看见她一现身的话就要大声的叫 shout loudly when she appears
压死人了 it's killing!
你看看 Look!
你自己想办法呀，只剩这件法宝了 Try something we've nothing but this
只剩这一面镜子？ only a mirror left?
师父有没有教你怎样用呀？ Did master teach you how to use it?
有，是给那女鬼照的 Yes, beam it at that female ghost
难度十分高呀 it's quite a feat
这样危险的事让我来做好了 let me do it then
不用麻烦你了，换个位吧 I won't trouble you change
不必了 no need
大家同门师兄弟 we're classmates
你也不想我在这情况下失了身的 you don't want me to lose my virginity, don't you?
你是童子？ Are you a boy?
对，你看我的高度就可知道我没发育 Look at me and you know I'm not yet developed
那没办法了 so I must sacrifice myself
只有牺牲我来成全你好了 for your sake
糟了，破了，怎么办？ Bad, broken, how come?
走 Let's go
师父，救命呀 master, help!
不要走近 Keep away!
原来它是怕火的 So it's afraid of fire
救命呀，师父 help, master!
你们快去拿火把来 Bring the flames at once
你们讲佛经讲得这么响，烦不烦呀？ Don't recite so loud, it's boring!
你弄坏了师父那把金钱剑 You've damaged master's coin sword
等如你把自己的一生幸福破坏 it means you've ruined lifelong happiness
匿在台底干什么？ why hide under the table?
师父来了，快把家伙藏起来 Master's coming hide it at once!
发薪水了，这回酬金比较少一点 This time the rewards are smaller
不过我会公平分配的 but I'll make a fair distribution
这是公家的，这是我的 this is the public's, this is mine
这两个就储存起来 keep these
留待你们将来移民到省城用的 for your future emigration to Guangzhou
没薪水拿还说是公平？ isn't it fair without pay?
公平的意思是我们帮你把剑修理好 To be fair, we'll fix the swords for you
你要报答我们 you must repay our favor
不错，只要你偷偷地 it will be fair if you get back
帮我们拿回那份粮，那就公平了 our share of pay for us
别怪我们不公平呀 don't blame us for being unfair
对，公家那份 better let little vampire
最好是让小殭尸拿去买蕃茄 take the public money for tomatoes
那么就最公平 that's most fair
你们这么小声 you're quiet
是不是静静地起革命呀？ making a silent revolution?
没有这回事 No such thing
我也想参加 I want to take part too
不妨拿出来大家研究一下 show us how to do it
这么快就散了 done away so soon?
村长，本村四面环山 Village head, this village is surrounded by mountains
左边金盘献瑞，右边水射中堂 on the left, gold; Right, water
前展华庭鹤宇 the front faces the crane
后枕荆山翠玉 and, the back, the Jade
正合风水起之象，该丁财两聚的 fung shui is good for wealth and progenies
但最近这条村无缘无故 but recently
六畜不安、人口不灵 mishaps are many
这是不是风水有问题呢？ is there anything wrong with fung shui?
风者是指气流，千万不能够堵住气 Fung means current let the air go around
现在虎虎生风，气流畅通 current is running well
风该没事的 nothing wrong with fung
那么水有没有问题？ what about shui?
我就是来看看水流的 I'm here to study the water current
那么去吧 go then
好重呀 it's heavy
热死人了 it's terribly hot
你们两人走得太慢了 you're too slow
师父，背着这么多杂物怎能快呀？ master, we can't go fast with heavy burden
阿豪，阿方，你们走得这么快干什么 why are you walking so fast?
又不是逃难 Are you refugees?
表妹，走得累了吗？ Cousin, are you tired?
一点点 A little
口渴吗 thirsty?
一点点 A little
我去拿点水来给你解解渴 let me bring you some water
表哥，小心一点呀 cousin, watch out
你们俩把东西放下，先歇一会 put your things down and take a rest
这些东西都是为大家和村长而设的 these are for the village head and you all
他们都是为公家出力，不是帮我的忙 they're working for the public, not for me
表妹，先吃块西式千层糕 cousin, have a cake first
你们先上去找找源头在哪里 Go up to find the origin
所有的东西都交还他 give everything to him
表妹，还要不要？ Cousin, want any more?
一点点 A little
一点点 a little
好极了，东西全都还给你 take them all back
不要责怪我们俩呀 don't blame us
都是为了公家的 we're doing it for the public
什么？ what?
我什么都不为，只是为我的女朋友 I'm doing it for my girlfriend only
村长，所谓风管人丁水管财 Village head, fung controls population, shui controls money
风不入户就不旺丁 no children without fung
水不上堂就不旺财 and no money without water
这条村水位格局一流 the village's water tableau is first class
这个叫龙吐珠穴 a dragon Pearl hole, the book says
是经过山溪冲击，侵蚀成为一水环 down the ages, currents and erosion have
将水流套住，形成金龙追珠 formed what's called dragon's Pearl
俗语说，珠圆玉润就家肥屋润 there's a saying: Pearl-like shapes, a rich family
对不对要看看这颗珠就知道了 see this Pearl and you'll find out
那颗龙珠的位置在哪儿呀？ where's the position of that dragon's Pearl?
应该在这里 Should be here
竟然圆而不润 it's not exactly Pearl-like
道长，那是什么意思呀？ taoist priest, what does that mean?
这样看来，这些水可能有问题 It seems something's wrong with the water
这个范围之内的水有问题 All the water around here
通知村民不要喝这儿的水 tell the villagers not to drink the water here
队长到哪儿去了？ where's the captain?
去了水源头 He went to the water origin
麻烦了 It means trouble
怎么这么久呀 Why you taking so long?
你到底是洗澡还是洗手呀？ Have you bathed or washed?
快好了 I'll be finished soon
还好是浅水 Luckily it's shallow
这些水那么脏，还不快点爬上来 climb up, the water's so dirty
来，我扶你 let me help you
麻烦你了，表妹 sorry, cousin
有蛇呀 a snake
蛇呀 snake
水蛇呀，快点走 a water snake, run quickly
咬牢了 bitten up
快点走呀，表哥 hurry up, cousin
表哥，你怎么样了？ cousin, are you all right?
怎么样？没事了吧？ Are you all right?
怎么这么多蝙蝠浸在水里？ Why so many bats in water?
是呀，道长 Taoist priest
这里向来没有这么多蝙蝠的 there used to be none
快叫人去找找看 try to find out
这儿附近有没有蝙蝠窝 if there's a bat nest around
你真坏，把我的裙子踩破了 You're evil, you've torn off my skirt
我又没有后眼 I can't see from behind
你见到了为什么不避开一点 why didn't you hide it?
别玩了，别乱动好不好？ Don't toy with it, please
Mother，你说什么？ what did you say, mother?
不要乱动 Don't tamper with it!
听见了没有？ Hear me?
你认不认识他？ Don't you know him?
我认识他是老鼠 Never, he's a rat
戏弄我？ don't make fun of me
什么人？ who's it?
有声没人，难道遇到了高人 Could it be a high priest?
想背后伤人？举手 Don't attack from behind hands up
报告队长 captain
报什么告，快点先扶我起来 help me up first
队长，我发现了 captain, I've made a discovery
发现什么就讲好了 speak up then
我发现… I've discovered...
发现了还说个屁啊 You need not to say anything
将那外国祠堂一把火烧掉它 burn up that foreign ancestral temple then
烧？ burn?
还不快点去烧 Burn it quickly
连那十字架一起抬出去烧掉 take that cross out for burning too
你为什么要烧掉我的教堂呀？ why are you burning my church?
我的手下发现你这祠堂是蝙蝠窝 My assistant discovered it to be a bat nest
我的任务是要烧蝙蝠 my mission is to burn the bats
烧蝙蝠一定连你那祠堂一起烧掉 and this includes your ancestral temple
这就是逻辑了，明白吗，鬼婆？ that's the logic, understand?
胡说，你凭什么说我这教堂是蝙蝠窝 Bullshit, you can't call my church a bat nest
你凭什么烧蝙蝠就要烧我的教堂？ and you can't burn my church because of the bats
你说，你说 speak up
我凭什么？你告诉我，我是凭什么？ why? Tell me why
教堂在人在，教堂亡人亡 we live or die with the church
你有胆子的话就开枪 fire if you've the nerve
你先杀了我吧 kill me first
我的生命是属于全能的主 my life belongs to god;
随时准备奉献 I'm ready to die for him
我为了重修教堂，历尽沧桑 I went through a lot in rebuilding the church
不怕减肥，咬牙切齿，不怕牺牲 I'm not determined to sacrifice
如果你一定要烧我的教堂 if you burn my church,
我跟你同归于尽 let's perish together
我杀了人？ I've killed somebody?
没事吧？ All right?
你来得正好 You come at the right time
我们要烧掉那间外国祠堂 we're burning that foreign temple
为什么？ why?
为什么？过来，过来 Why? Come here
队长 captain
老老实实的告诉道长我们发现了什么 tell the priest what we discovered
我发现了… I've discovered...
讲呀 Go on
这里只有五个修女，不够我们六个分 there are only 5 nuns here, not enough for us
一场误会，道长，是误会误会 only a misunderstanding, taoist priest
做事要有证据，别胡说八道 we need evidence don't talk nonsense
是，是，是… right
还是这位大叔深明大义 this gentleman is understanding
不同这班牛鬼蛇神一塌糊涂 he's not muddle-headed like the others
大婶，能不能带我四处看看？ auntie, would you show us around?
可以，但是有些人我就不欢迎 Yes, but some people are not welcome
我看见你们我就想吐 you two are an eyesore
过来 come here
大叔大婶在里面搜 let them search inside
我们在附近搜 we'll search in the vicinity
到了 here we are
这边，这边 this way
这里一目了然 everything can be seen
下面有多大上面就有多大 at a glance here
不会有蝙蝠匿藏在这里的 no bats can hide here
你不能进去的 you mustn't go in
这间是神父的静修室 the meditation room,
连我也没有锁匙 I don't have the key
这把锁已经发霉了，一撞就可以开 this lock's already rusty it can be broken open
不行，这儿是教堂最庄严的圣地 no, this is holy ground
这样做法是对神不敬 that's a sacrilege
如果是这样的话，我也无谓打扰了 I won't bother you then
那么我们出去好了 let's go out then
等一等，着火了 hold it, fire!
火烧，哪儿呀？ Fire? Where?
那边 Over there
糟了，火烧啦，怎样救火呀？ bad, the fire how shall we put it out?
谢谢 Thank you
火呢？ Where's the fire?
被你跟门扑灭了 You've put it out
这里原来是间厨房 so this is a kitchen
不是，怎么挂满了蒜头呀？ why are garlic hanging all over here?
难道是用来驱魔？ To exorcise the ghosts?
是谁呀？ Who's it?
尸骨的衣服跟相片一模一样的？ Its clothing is same as in the photo?
祈神父？他是前任的传教士 Father kei? He's the ex-preacher
原来你没有放弃了神职 so you didn't give up the holy job
教会还以为你是擅离职守 the missionary thought you deserted the post
其实你一直在对抗邪魔 so you've been acting as an exorcist
我会替你向教会解释 I'll explain to the missionary for you
你安息吧，祈神父 father kei, may your soul rest in peace
应该是还有一位道兄的 There should still be a brother
十多年前，两位神父到这儿来办教会 over 10 years ago, 2 fathers came to run the missionary
祈神父受到魔鬼的袭击 father kei was assaulted by devils
我想另外的一位神父也难逃魔劫了 the other father could have become a victim too
法力不够就很难有救了 one without enough power can't be helped
你这么肯定他们撞到了鬼？ are you so sure they were possessed?
我知道我不会猜错 Yes
我肯定他们曾经搏斗过 I'm sure they fought too
你看，圣经烧焦了，圣水打破了 look, the Bible's burnt, and the holy water split
四周挂满了蒜头 garlic are hanging all over
看起来他是输了 it seems he lost to the devil,
连命也被魔鬼夺了去 and his life too
不可能，如果魔鬼杀了他的话 impossible had he been killed by the devil
那么十多年来 how could we've been living in peace
我们的村民出入又怎会平安呢？ all these years?
照我看来，应该是他赢了 I think he must've won
但他又怎么会自杀呢？ how could he have killed himself?
他自杀？ Killed himself?
这就是他自杀的凶器 Here's the weapon for his suicide
Hallelujah，快点拿开它 hallelujah, take it away!
它还藕在我的背上，快拿开它 It's still stuck on my back take it away quickly!
我现在在拿开它了 I'm doing that
是他的手呀 It's his hand
外面好像有人在叫我 someone outside seems to be calling me
主呀，你原谅他吧 God, forgive him
要罚的话就罚我好了 please punish me
他不是有意的 he didn't do it on purpose
教我们怎样玩好吗？ Teach us to play
走吧，村长，这里没有发现 go now, village head, we've discovered nothing here
最急还是找新水源，免得临时挖井 the new water origin is more important than anything else
师父，这么急赶往哪里呀？ master, why such hurry?
快点走 Run quickly
下次再玩 let's try again next time
你为什么贴张纸条在这里呀？ why are you posting a note here?
队长叫你们留意告示 The captain wants you to take note of the notice
Mother，他们要烧毁我们的教堂 mother, they want to burn our church
怎么办呀，Mother ? what should I do, mother?
没屋住只有露宿街头了 Homeless, we have to sleep in the street
不怕 don't worry
我会去找个有力人士来支持我们 I'll try to get some strong support
村长，这里怎能找到水源呀？ Village head, we can't possible find any water origin here
师父，我真的服了你了 master, you really are superb
两山相隔半里，西面水平又高两丈 the 2 mountains are half li apart and the water and the water table is high
这样也给你猜到 great! You could guess it
那水源头照我看来在山坳的龙腰位 The water origin should be on the waist of the mountain pass
你现在马上到上面去找找看 go up and try
表妹，树阴凉快一点 Cousin, it's cooler under the tree
师父，师父 master
又让你猜到了 you did it again;
那水源头果然在山坳龙腰位 it really is on the waist
是这里了 Here it is
一眉道长 one eyebrow priest
怎么样？ how's it?
找到了 I've found it
这座山是水的龙头 this mountain is the pipe
四水归一源源不绝 with endless flow of water
在这里开井就开正水龙头了 it's the right place for drilling a well
那么就马上动土吧 let's start work immediately then
要过了午时才行 it won't work till afternoon
那么先回去祠堂吃过饭再来 go back to the family hall to eat first
你们先走，我跟着就来 you go first, I'll follow
好 okay
你们先收拾好才准吃饭 pack up first before eating
我可以走了 I can go now
等等我 wait for me
金钱剑已经修好了 The coin sword is fixed,
但我们的事你还没做 but you haven't done the thing for us
不去？别只顾拧头呀 don't just shake your head
你这桩事让我爆了出来的话 if I should expose it
师父知道了 master might
一定把你斩开几段来做寿司 chop you to pieces
快点去 go now
不去吗？ are you not going?
你们又在干什么？ What's wrong again?
没事，没事 It's all right
又在欺负小的是吗？ bullying the little ones again?
不是呀，师父 No, master
我们去挖蕃薯，他一定要跟在一起 he insists on helping us dig potatoes
对，煲糖水给你喝 right, let me make sweet soup for you to drink
你们没有份儿喝的吗？ would you get a share too?
有 Yes
那么就早去早回 go early and come back early then
师父，我们走啦 master, let's go
我们取回我们的储备金 we're only taking back
又不是偷，很应该的 our reserve
麻烦你嘛 thank you
还摇头？ still shaking your head?
趁师父在洗澡马上动手吧 Let's act while master is taking a bath
分三份？ three shares?
不行，一人一份 No, one share each
对，一人一份，好不好？ yes, one share each
师父，我在找蕃薯嘛 Master, I'm looking for potatoes
你们在搞什么鬼？ what are you up to?
他们偷了多少钱？ How much money have they stolen?
不知道？你也是跟他们同一样的人 What? You're one of them
不要走呀 don't go!
不要走呀 Don't go!
自己不敢偷就别教小的去偷 Don't teach others to steal
正一是无胆匪类 if you dare not do it yourself
记住 remember,
今天晚上那顿饭你们去买小菜回来 buy food for tonight's meal
还有替我去买条短裤 and buy me panties
我不要有花样的 without patterns
快到了 we're arriving soon
就是这里了 here it is
有没有人在呀？ anybody in?
一眉师父，一眉师父 One eyebrow priest
为什么没有人回答呀？ why's there no response?
没理由，刚才明明听到有人的声音 Just now I heard some voice
是不是叫得太温柔了？ was it too gentle?
让我来，一眉师父 Let me, one eyebrow priest
庄重一点，要有点诚意才行嘛 behave, be Sincere
叫了你不要太大声 I told you not to raise your voice
太失斯文了 be gentle
我们此行只许成功，不许失败 we must make it anyway
他回避我们，去找他好了 since he's avoiding us, let's look for him
一…眉师父 one eyebrow priest
一眉师父 one eyebrow priest
你发神经病呀 are you out of your mind?
庄重点 Behave
鸡仔，告诉我一眉师父在哪里呀？ chick, where is one eyebrow priest?
你带我去找他吧 Take me to see him
啊?去了鸡窝？我不相信 in fowl-run? I don't believe it
一眉师父 one eyebrow priest
愿主赐给她们智慧 may god bless them with wisdom
进去找他好了 let's go in to find him
Mother，一眉师父走了去鸡窦那儿 Mother, one eyebrow priest is in the fowl-run
见到了你真是好，一眉师父 nice to see you, priest
站着，我现在正在作法 Halt! I'm performing magic
你们快点走，否则会害死我的 go quickly or you may ruin me
你放心，我们是来救你的 we're here to help you
别走过来，地下有虫，虫会咬人的 keep away, the worms on earth may bite
原来你是在捉虫 so you're catching worms
对，这些虫是有毒的 right, these worms are poisoned
我帮你 let me help you
你干什么？ what are you doing?
来帮忙捉虫吧 Help me catch the worms
别这样，人多手脚乱呀 don't! Too many cooks spoil the broth
不用怕，她们经常捉虫的 don't worry, they catch worms regularly
我见到了 I've seen it
你全都见到？ you've seen everything?
我看见一个主的罪人 I saw a sinner of god
你讲耶稣？ are you preaching?
我跟你讲耶稣，你一定要听 When I preach, you must listen
我不会听你讲的 I won't
你跟我讲有如鸡同鸭讲 we don't speak the same language
你想讲什么就跟它讲好了 tell it what's in your mind
畜牲是无罪的，但是你连它都不如 a beast is guiltless, but you're worse
只有全能的主才可以指引你踏入正途 only the almighty god can guide you
主不但可以帮你开天辟地 he created earth
还可以创造生命 he created lives
更可以令红海分开 and he split open the red sea
令跛的能够走路，盲的可以看见东西 he made the lame walk and the blind see
主是无处不在 the lord is ubiquitous
主所行的神迹不到你不相信 you must believe in his miracles
你讲神迹是吗？ miracles?
你能将鸡蛋孵出小鸡来我就相信你了 If you can hatch chicks out of eggs, I'll believe you
Mother，怎么孵法呀？ mother, how?
是呀，你一坐下来什么都扁了 When you sit down, everything's finished
他分明是难为你，Mother he's trying to baffle you, mother
那就是没信心 because you have no faith
说得对 right
你们不要吵 quiet
我相信主一定有祂的安排 god will arrange everything
我们一齐祈祷 let's pray together
好难看呀 It's horrible!
不用怕，不用怕 Don't worry
毛茸茸呀 it's hairy
好骇人，还钻出来吓小孩子 terrible, it's crawling out to scare children
Mother，不如踩死它吧 mother, let's trample it to death
不，太残忍了，不如一刀切开两截吧 no, it's too cruel cut it into halves
烧一锅热水把它烧熟更好 boil it in a pot of hot water
算了吧 forget it
虽然它不好，但落在主的儿女手上 it's bad, but as god's children
我们好应该放过它的 we should let it go
你们看看 look!
一眉，你这次糟了 Priest, you're in trouble
一眉，这回你后悔都来不及了 it's now too late for you to repent
事实摆在眼前，你承不承认自己有罪 don't you admit you're sinful?
你承不承认自己有错？ Do you confess to your own fault?
我们有许多人都看见 Many have seen it,
挨不到你抵赖的 you can't deny
没理由的，只是她一个人看见而已 impossible, only she has seen it
你自以为是 you're too self-confident!
刚才我们大家都看见 Just now we all saw
鸡蛋孵出小鸡来的 chicks hatching from the egg
你刚才在叫什么？ why were you shouting just now?
你试试看 You would do the same
让条虫爬在身上会不会叫出来 if it crawled on you
我表错情了 so you shouted because of the worms
不用多讲，你要跟我们一起信教 well, embrace the faith with us
你来得合时了 you've come at the right time
臭小子 Bastard
约好一起回家的到现在还没见人 why hasn't he appeared till now?
还停放车子，难道你不回家？ Why park here? Aren't you going home?
钱还没用完嘛 We haven't spent all our money yet
算啦，师父现在很麻烦 master's in trouble now
我还是先回去 we'd better return
不用怕 don't worry
怕什么呀？ why worry?
有没有搞错，这个位是我先看到的 I caught sight of this place
看到就是你的吗？ so you're taking it for yours?
许许多多的女人你也看见 You've seen many girls too
难道是你的吗？神经病 are they all yours, idiot?
鼻屎，你也看见了 You've seen shit too
是不是你的呀？ is it yours too?
老兄，看见了也不帮忙？ Buddy, why don't you help?
是吗？看见就一定要帮忙的吗？ Why should 1?
扑街 Idiot
走吧 let's go
死小子，阴湿兼无礼 you're rude
今晚你一定撞见鬼 you'll be possessed tonight
师父 Master
师父，你在哪里呀？ master, where are you?
臭小子舍得回来了 Where have you been?
师父 Master
师父，你又在玩板凳呀？ master, are you toying with the bench again?
玩？今天晚上我有很多时间跟你玩了 I have plenty of time to play along with you tonight
别这样呀 don't!
师父，不玩了 Master, I give up
你不玩了吗？我还想玩呀 but I won't
师父 master
挨到你了 your turn
师父，它进来了 master, it's coming in
它真的跟着回来？ It really has followed us
今回真的撞见鬼了 we really are possessed now
一定是你们在外面惹回来的 you must've brought this from outside
如果你们今晚搞不掂它 unless you fix it now
那女鬼就会上你的身 that female ghost may possess you
或是上你的身 or possess you
明天我起来 when I wake up tomorrow morning,
你就会变得不男不女，不三不四 you'll become half-man, half-woman
所谓冤鬼缠身，人妖难分 when possessed, you can't tell the different between man and demon
师父，师父 master
好了，我要睡觉了 well, I must sleep
师父，你不要这么残忍呀 master, don't be so cruel
残忍？ cruel?
你们偷了我的钱岂不是更残忍 Aren't you cruel to have stolen my money?
现在怎么样了？ What now?
你相不相信师父是个见死不救的人呀 Do you believe master is so ruthless?
那要看看是什么人？ It depends
那么搏一搏，请鬼附身 let's take chances invite the ghost to possess us
别忘了大声叫师父呀 Remember to shout loudly for master
师父，阿豪被鬼上错了身 Master, ho's possessed
现在面青唇白又抽筋 he's pale and twitching
♪叹过了第一声 心中有恨未平♪ ♪With a sigh of pent-up frustration♪
♪去故乡 双亲失散路途♪ ♪in a strange land, having lost both parents♪
♪叹孤单似流萤♪ ♪I'm as lonely as the single dragonfly♪
♪天涯寻觅 纵奔波只怨命♪ ♪from end of earth to the other end, I wander♪
♪到如今万缕柔情♪ ♪these tender feelings of mine♪
♪待向你心中倾 倾诉尽我情♪ ♪are meant for your attention♪
为什么笑得这么开心呀？ Why are you smiling so happily?
开心，酒甜歌靓，美女如云 Why not, with such good wine, music and girls
真的？让我来试试 really? Let me try
别忘了替我叫师父呀 don't forget to call master for me
师父，阿方被鬼上错了身 master, fong is possessed
现在面青唇白又抽筋 he's pale & twitching
不，不要，放开我 don't! Let me go!
不，不要 Don't!
师父，阿方面青唇白又抽筋呀，师父 Master, fong's pale and twitching
真的不忿你扮得这么似 you play-acted well
让我马上叫师父出来，要保持现状呀 let me bring master to keep order
师父，救命，救命呀 Help, help!
我的手呀 My hand!
你叫得这么凄惨，是要告诉我你手痛 You cried aloud just to tell me that?
把埕拿来 Show me the jar
用不着这么紧张，不过跟师父玩玩嘛 take it easy have fun with master
小殭尸，快点呀 little vampire, hurry up!
师父，我把埕拿来了，你拿着 Master, here it is hold it
继续帮他使气血运行 keep his blood in circulation
当心他把自己的舌头咬断 mind he may bite off his own tongue
臭小子，扮得这么像想拿奖呀？ Kid, you want to win a prize for that?
师父都被你瞒过了 You've even fooled master
这么冷冰冰，你不是玩出火了吧 it's icy. What's wrong?
还咬舌头？别咬呀 Don't bite the tongue don't!
师父，他真的被鬼上身了 Master, he really is possessed
废话 nonsense
别咬呀 don't!
不要这么大力 Not so hard
师父，快点，我的手指要断啦,师父,哎呀… master, hurry up my finger's breaking
没事吧？ All right?
没事 Yes
倒杯热茶给他 bring him a cup of hot tea
师父，原来她 master, so she...
天机不可泄漏，千万不要告诉别人 Don't leak it, don't ever tell anyone,
否则对你不利 or you may be jinxed
她的身世你最清楚 you know her background best
你要帮她找回玉身呀 find her a good body
让她安心的去投胎 so she may be reincarnated
来来来!茶来了 nice tea
师父交带你些什么？ what instructions did master give you?
他鼓励我到妓院去见识一下 He encouraged me to go to a brothel to get some experience
找妓女？ to look for a whore?
他只是叫我去，没有你的份 He told me to go only, not you
只是叫他去，没有我的份，绝对不行 him only, never
用力踏呀 step hard on the pedal
已经用尽力了 I already did my best
我很怕呀 I'm afraid
不用怕，有我在这里 don't, I'm here
扶着我呀 help me
队长，我们好像掘到出土文物 captain, we seem to have unearthed some antiques
有古物？ antiques?
你慢慢的骑，我过去看看 Do it slowly I'll go over and see
什么古物呀 antiques?
这些烂地大概是些烂铜烂铁嘛 Only iron scraps!
不许趁机偷懒，慢慢吊我下去 Don't be idle hang me down slowly
吊大队长 hang the captain
到了，行了，停呀 here we are it's okay, stop
怎么黑漆漆的呀？ why is it so dark?
发达啦 We're lucky
扯我到上面去 pull me up
把那些东西也扯上去 And those things too
是，队长 yes, captain
表妹，你怎样也猜不到 cousin, you could never tell,
这次我发达了 I'm rich this time
我找到红宝石 I've found a Ruby
红宝石？ Ruby?
现在那颗红宝石在哪儿呀？ Where is it?
正在扯上来 It's being pulled up
队长，怎么位置移动了？ Captain, the position's moved why?
慢慢放，慢慢放… Let it down slowly
队长，它两眼青红，腐而不化 Captain, its eyes are green & red it decomposes but stays in shape
我主张把它火化 I suggest burning it,
否则尸体随时会尸变 or it may becomes a zombi
救命呀，救命呀 help, help!
想吓死我吗？鸡手鸭脚似的 Oh, god! You're clumsy
快点把尸抬回乡公所，快点 move the corpse to the rural committee quickly
其余人等继续工作 the others go on with their work
那颗红宝石怎么样了？ what about that Ruby?
放心好了 Don't worry
我一定把它用来作为大礼的 I'll use it for my wedding
是这儿了 here it is
进去 go in
问他们好了 just ask them
主凶龟公，其他帮凶 the culprit is the pimp, the others are accomplices
把他们统统带走 take them all away
就算是拉，也该由我作主，走开 let me make the decision go away
有人告你们逼娼不遂，杀人灭口 you've been accused of coercion and killing
现在我要查查你们的妞 now I must check your girls
好呀，欢迎深入调查 okay, you're welcome
哥哥仔 young brother
现在我要带她进入房间深入调查 I'm taking her in for a thorough probe
好呀 okay
我的效率高，每次查两个 I'm efficient, I'll check two at a time
好，请便 yes, if you please
你是聪明的话就把女尸交出来 Be smart hand over the female body
我们就当没事发生 and I'll forget everything
你要尸体就该早说，带他到后院 why didn't you say so? Take him to the back yard
是 yes
走 let's go
动他 Let's get him
不要走过来 Keep away
糟啦，糟啦 bad!
阿崩咬他 Bite him, bun
阿崩，阿崩 bun
阿崩，别走，不用怕他们 bun, don't go away
阿崩，阿崩 bun
别跑 Don't run
快点说，你在尸体藏在哪了？你说不说你 Where's the corpse?
你是不是把它毁尸灭迹了？ Have you destroyed it?
你不要装昏啊 Stop acting
快讲，是不是将它毁尸灭迹？ did you destroy it? Speak up
收藏在哪里？快些讲，在那里？ where are you hiding up? Speak up
怎么样？他有没有说出尸身的下落呀 did he tell you about its whereabouts?
他晕了 He's passed out
只好靠自己了 now I must help myself
用点力 harder
天快黑了，你们俩把那尸体抬出来 it's dark move that corpse out
好 okay
快点，用力呀 Hurry, harder
行了 okay
队长，干柴烈火都准备好了 captain, the fuel is ready
只是等你和那干尸而已 we're only waiting for you and that dried corpse
等一等，等一等 wait, wait
我的好梦快幻灭了 our dreams are shattered
你别指望我会嫁给你 don't expect me to marry you
别急，我我锯嘛 not yet, let me saw it
哎呀，夹住了，完了，完了，完了 too close, damn!
锤它 Hammer it
只会更加实 it may get tighter
锄它 hoe it
只会更加深 it'll go deeper
扯它 tear it
拔不出来啊 remove the teeth?
那怎么办 ，快点 What now? Hurry up
队长 captain
队长，用不用帮忙？ captain, need any help?
等一等，我跟表妹正在忙碌着 Wait, my cousin and I are busy
这个刨有没有用？ is it useful?
这炼子有没有用？ Is this chain useful?
你的脑袋还有没有用呀？ Is your brain useful?
没用就把它扔掉 Throw it away then
这红宝石不会丢掉的 it won't drop out
用力拿着它 hold it hard
你望着我干什么？ don't stare at me
你摸我的时候又那么大力 you did it so hard when you caressed me
快点，用力点 come on, harder
请你拉它出来，拉呀 please pull it out
快点拉它出来 pull it out quickly
你这么大声干什么？闭嘴 not so loud! Shut up!
对不起，我只是骂他们 Sorry, I'm cursing them only
他不入地狱，谁入地狱呢？ He's for hell who else?
当然是你了 You, of course
还不把尸体抬出来？ move the corpse out now
不知道 no idea
还不帮忙抬它出去？ help move it out
这些粗重的事用不着你的 we don't need you for such heavy work
好重呀，好重呀 it's heavy, very heavy!
好轻的嘛，你们俩真没用 It's light you're good for nothing
镇定一点，一定能搞掂的 keep calm, we'll fix it
别走，丢掉眼镜也不知道 You've dropped your glasses
真是个大懵人 idiot
先把眼镜戴起来 put them on
不是我的 they're not mine
形象设计嘛 image designing
快点，快点 hurry up
不要再看了，看了只会吃不下饭 don't look, or it may turn your stomach
现在我想起来也反胃，恶臭难闻 I feel like nauseating when I think of it now
这样核突你想呕吗？ are you going to vomit?
快点把那尸体抬上去烧掉，快点 Take it away and burn it quickly
让我先看看 let me have a look first
干什么呀？ what for?
有声有气了 It's full of sound and fury
因为临时没预备炮仗 I have no firecrackers here
这一枪是代表炮仗 this gun can serve the purpose
一枪天下响，发达无限量 one shot brings vast fortune
我们掘井的时候 when we digging the well,
无意中掘出一个尸体，是我们的不幸 we were unlucky digging out a corpse
幸亏有道长在此 but we're lucky
这就是我们的运气了 to have the priest here
道长真帅，道长真帅 you're smart!
谢谢 Thank you
经过了这回火烧旺地 hope the fire
希望以后可以大吉大利 will bring us luck
马上点火 light it at once
道长，你看到些什么？ Taoist priest, what have you seen?
看见那个尸体 That corpse
烧完之后别忘了把灰扔掉到大海中 don't forget to dump the ashes into the sea
这么重要的事我一定记得 I won't forget,
我会照足做的 I'll do it fully
我办事你放心好了 don't worry when I'm in charge
村长，今天大家都辛苦了 village head, thank you all for the trouble
队长，我看最辛苦的还是你了 captain, I think you've suffered most
别客气 thank you
各位各位 ladies and gentlemen,
今天晚上是吃公家的，辛苦大家了 supper will be on the company
吃公家的，吃公家的 company expense
我进入里面写报告，不许别人骚扰我 I'll go in to make a report don't interrupt me
表妹 cousin
怎么样呀？ well?
行了，行了 It works
发达了，发达了 We're lucky!
它老是望着，我好怕 It keeps staring at me I'm scared
快去找点东西盖着它 get something to cover it up
盖着它 cover it up
死鬼，别看我表妹 damn ghost, you're ugly
表妹，现在没人催我们 cousin, we can go slow now
我们慢慢锯 with no one watching us
好呀 okay
还是吸着 it's still attached
你快点行不行呀？ Hurry up, will you?
干那种事你就每次都是那么快 You're fast on that thing only
行了，一下子就搞掂它 fixed, I've fixed it once and for all
怎么样？你没事吧？ Are you all right?
你流血了 You're bleeding
不要把头低下来，昂起头来 don't drop your head, raise it
我去拿点东西来替你止血，你不用怕 I'll go and get something to stop the bleeding
小心一点呀 be careful
- 公 - 字 - Head - Tail
我又赢了 I've won again
快扶队长出去找点药来止血 help the captain stop the bleeding
小心点走路呀 take care on the journey
走运了 We're lucky!
你们当心门户呀 Take care of the premises
给你们吓死了 You scare me!
Mother，你听到了没有？ Mother, have you heard it?
外面有怪声呀 A strange sound outside
好恐怖呀 it's horrible!
对呀 Yes
吓死我了 I'm scared!
我很害怕呀 I'm scared!
你们别这样，搞到我也恐怕起来 Don't, you're scaring me too
你在干什么？ What are you doing,
这么晚还在外面走来走去 pacing up and down?
我肚子痛呀 I have abdominal pain
先返回来 come back first
全都是门口狗，有事就不敢开口 You're all cowards
让我出去看看 let me go out and see
我都是跟Mother好一点 I'd better follow mother
Mother，等等我 mother, wait for us
我的肚… my stomach
Mother，等等我们 mother, wait for me
虚惊一场，是风吹倒的 Only a false alarm, it was the wind
原来教堂真的有蝙蝠呀 So there really are bats in the church
如果让队长见到了一定会把教堂烧掉 the captain may burn the church if he sees them
那怎么办呀？ what then?
不要四处张望 Don't look around
现在最重要的是安全返回房间 we must go back safely
我一叫你们就走好了，准备 go when I shout. Ready
快点走 Run now
我打，我打 Shoo! Shoo!
你们走吧 Go now
我打，我打 shoo! Shoo!
走吧 Go now
先把门顶住 hold the gate first
来，快点来帮忙 come and lend a hand
那边又有了 some more over there
快点来打它 beat it at once
很恐怖呀 It's so horrible!
Mother Mother
什么声音？ what sound is that?
干什么？ What's it?
快点脱下鞋子把那洞口按住 Take off your shoes to plug that hole
这边又有了 some more over here
Mother mother
我们是斗不过那些蝙蝠的，怎么办？ we can't beat those bats
不用怕，小小的蝙蝠伤害不了我们的 don't worry they're small, they can't hurt us
不用怕，坐下来把门顶住 Don't worry sit down and hold this gate
我怕到要撒尿了 I may piss!
你真麻烦，走开点 What a nuisance keep away
把门按牢，别松手 hold that gate, don't relax
不要祈祷了，快些把门按牢 Don't pray hold the gate closely
快点匿藏起来，这里顶不住了 Go into hiding we can't hold it here
快点先匿在棺材底下 hide under the coffin at once
千万不要出来 don't come out
小姐，我已尽了人事了 Miss, I did my best
也找不到你的尸体 but can't find your corpse
求你别缠住我们 don't entangle me, please
大不了一日三餐供足你 at worst I'll give you 3 meals
直到找到你的玉身为止 till you find your body
你这样是不能解决的 that's no solution
难道你有办法？ have you a solution then?
当然 Sure
把那个埕和魂魄埕在地下就会没事了 bury that jar and the souls on earth
那你说该怎么办？ what do you say?
不能放它出来的 We can't let it out
你这样放它出来会害死我两个徒弟的 It may hurt my two pupils
师父，我们真的已经尽了力 master, we really did our best
是呀，我们找遍了全村也找不到 yes, we combed the whole village but can't find it
那么请孔明灯好了 take the lantern then
你们跟着那盏孔明灯走 Follow that lantern
它会带我们找到那个女人的玉身 it will lead us to that woman's body
你到哪儿呀？ where are you going?
你进去不要四处走 Go in, but don't move around
没事 It's all right
那边 Over there
师父，你看 Master, look!
玉身还很齐全，带它回去 The body's intact bring it back
师父，师父 Master
我的鞋呢？ my shoes?
师父，找到全尸了吗？ Master, the corpse has been found intact?
师父，你真好本领 Master, you're fantastic!
有其徒必有其师 Like master, like disciple
你们干什么？ what are you doing?
接着 Hold it
把尸体放好 Put the corpse down properly
师父，你怎么样了？ Master, are you all right?
你们先挡住一会儿 Hold it for a while
走快点 Hurry up
师父，它追来了 Master, it's coming up!
快走 Run quickly
把那尸体带走 Take that corpse away
怎么那尸体会在这儿？ How could it be here?
快点走 Run quickly!
阿豪，你行不行呀？ Ho, are you all right?
不行也要行，你踏着我的背过去好了 I must hold on get over by stepping on my back
踏你的背？我是不习惯的 your back? I'm not used to that
快点过呀，我快要支持不住了，快点 hurry up! I can't hold on!
追到来了，快点过桥，快点 It's coming up! Cross the bridge quickly
师父 master
快点 hurry up
走 run!
快点走 Run quickly!
当心，当心点 Careful
当心那具女尸呀 mind that corpse!
放手呀 Let go
放手呀 let go
师父 master
不关我的事，是误会，误会呀 Not my fault only a misunderstanding
吓死人呀 It's scaring!
我们马上离开这儿 Let's get out of here at once
师父 Master
怎么会有那么多蝙蝠的呀？ how come there are so many bats?
你们把尸体弄错了 You've got the wrong corpse
还不再去拿回来？ go and bring it back
我再去拿好了 well, I'll go then
师父 master
你们先回去把尸埋葬好 go back and bury that corpse
我去找保安队长 I'll go and see the captain
师父，你来得正好，殭尸复活了 Master, you've come at the right time it has revived
我知道，队长呢？ I know where's the captain?
在里边煎药 He's brewing medicine inside
提高戒备呀 raise vigilance
表妹，起来喝药呀，是剂定惊茶来的 Cousin, get up and take the medicine it's a sedative
喝完了就不会心跳 it will cure your palpitation
你怕烫，我跟你吹冻它 I'll cool it if it's hot
惨啦 Bad
给它吓一吓双手就冷得这么厉害 one scare gets cold hands
如果给它咬一口，连命都没有了 one bite could take your life
幸好没有被它咬 luckily you were not bitten
喝完了这碗药出了一身汗就会没事了 after drinking, you'll sweat & get well
放手，你敢对表妹动粗 Let go you dare to manhandle cousin?
她已经变了殭尸了 But she has become a vampire
你乱讲 nonsense
你有空又没鬼捉，就来抓我表妹？ catching my cousin because you've time?
你不信，我马上证明给你看 I'll show you if you don't believe it
你只是证明给我看，你是个色魔 It shows only you're a sex fiend
你等做殭尸好了 well, be a vampire then
女人？在那边？ Woman? Over there?
你蹲下干什么？ Why are you crouching?
我在教堂里 I was bitten by flying bats
蝙蝠在我头上飞来飞去，还咬我呢 in the church
快点跟我去救人 go with me to rescue them
先我先把裤子穿好 let me put on my trousers
你等师父回来吧 wait till master returns
究竟有多少蝙蝠 how many bats are there?
怎样数呀？ How could we count them?
你以为它们会站好让你数吗？ You can't possibly count them
总之满天都是 they're all over the sky
那么大的场面说出来也没有人相信 incredibly many!
你找对了人 You've come to the right party
搞掂之后你怎样报答我们呀？ how are you going to repay us if we fix it for you?
大白天也有人发梦 Dreaming in broad daylight
不知道你们说什么，快点走吧 what are you talking about? Go now
还不进来救师父？ Come in and help me
你去哪里呀？ where are you going?
走 Go
镇静点，不要出声 Keep calm and be quiet
让我去看看发生了什么事 let me see what's up
叫你们不要出声，还要大声叫？ I told you to keep quiet!
不要吵 Hush!
快点 Hurry up
没理由，明明有很多蝙蝠在这里的 impossible, lots of bats here
Mother还被他们袭击 and mother was attacked by them
事实上现在没有呀 there really is none here now
进去里面找找 go in and look around
不如把它们赶走吧 Better drive them away
赶走了也会飞回来的 they'll fly back in time
那我们可以经常来了 we can come regularly
无聊 no way
快点 hurry up
Mother , Mother mother, mother
快点走 go now
不可以出去，外面有很多蝙蝠呀 don't go out there are lots of bats outside
火网阵 use fire!
做只红烧蝙蝠 Be a roast bat
这次真的玩出火了 Now I really get burned toying with fire
到天台，假如有金拾的话你也比人慢 go up to the roof you're damn slow
不用走，他怕光的 don't go, he's afraid of light
先救人 help them first
拉着我呀 Pull at me
上来呀 come up
你们不用上来 no need to come up
有我在这里，镇定呀 keep calm, I'm here
我会做你们的照明灯，拯救你们 I'm your light, I'll help you
跟着我一定不会出事的 you'll be all right following me
他出事了，上去吧 he's in trouble. Go up
上去吧 go up
你们要对我有信心嘛 have faith in me
不相信，我试给你们看看 let me show you if you don't believe
来，来 come, come
对不对呀？我已说过… isn't that right? I already said...
他又出事了 He's in trouble again
走得慢就糟糕啦 you'll be in trouble if you don't hurry
我去引开它们 Let me lure them away
我大声叫，你就带她们走 when I shout, you take them away
你要叫大声一点呀 shout louder
行了，他真的叫得很大声，我们走吧 Okay, he really shouts loud let's go
他不像是叫我们 it seems he's not shouting for us
我下去看看 let me go down and see
师父，现在怎么办？ What now, master?
我现在要晒西洋咸鱼 I want to get that foreign fish dried
你是不是想帮忙呀？ do you want to help?
不用客气了 No, thanks
这里很安全，快点下来 It's safe here come down quickly
这里不安全，快点返上去 It's not safe here go up quickly
他们在这里，过来 They're here come here
不要过来，这里危险呀 Keep away, it's dangerous here!
真的是人多手脚乱 Too many hands make a mess
他又来了，走吧 he's coming again go now
Mother，你没事吧？ Mother, are you all right?
打沉他了 He's been sunk
又上来了，糟了 again! Blast!